"The Cynic's Guide To Life"
1. Follow your dream! Unless it's the one where
you're at work in your underwear during a fire drill.
2. Always take time to stop and smell the roses and
sooner or later, you'll inhale a bee.
3. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not
walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk
beside me, either. Just leave me alone.
4. If you don't like my driving, don't call anyone. Just take another
road. That's why the highway department made so many of them.
5. It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal the
neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
6. A handy telephone tip: Keep a small chalkboard near the phone. That
way, when a salesman calls, you can hold the receiver up to it and run
your fingernails across it until he hangs up.
7. Each day I try to enjoy something from each of the four food groups:
the bonbon group, the salty-snack group, the caffeine group and the
"What-ever-the-thing-in-the-tinfoil-in-the-back-of-the-fridge-is".
8. Into every life some rain must fall. Usually whenyour car windows
are down.
9. Just remember: You gotta break some eggs to make a real mess on the
neighbor's car!
10. It's a small world. So you gotta use your elbows a lot.
11. Keep your nose to the grindstone and your shoulder to the wheel.
It's a lot cheaper than plastic surgery.
12. This land is your land. This land is my land. So stay on your
land.
--
sharon thronberry - phone 901-867-3884
Husband, Elwyn, dx'd 2/97 Stage I adenocarcinoma-lung, STILL cancer
free!
Faith.....with it, miracles *CAN* happen!
