[MOL] Life Lessons [01847] Medicine On Line


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A turkey was standing in a field chatting to a bull. "I
>>> >would
>>> >>> love
>>> >>> > > > >  to be able to get to the top of yonder tree", sighed
>the
>>> >>> turkey,
>>> >>> > > > >  "but I haven't  got  the energy". "Well, why don't
you
>>> >nibble
>>> >>> > > > >  on some of my droppings?" replied  the bull. "They're
>>> >packed
>>> >>> with
>>> >>> > > > >  nutrients".  The turkey pecked at a  lump of  dung
and
>>> >found
>>> >>> that
>>> >>> > > > >  it actually gave him enough strength to reach  the
>first
>>> >>> branch of
>>> >>> > > > >  the tree. The next day, after eating some more
dung, 
>he
>>> >>> reached
>>> >>> > > > >  the second branch.  Finally after a fourth night he
>was
>>> >>> proudly
>>> >>> > > > >  perched at the top of the tree. Whereupon he was
>spotted
>>> >by a
>>> >>> > > > >  farmer who dashed into the farmhouse, emerged with a
>>> >shotgun,
>>> >>> and
>>> >>> > > > >  shot the turkey right out of the tree.
>>> >>> > > > >       Moral of the Story:
>>> >>> > > > >  Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep
>you
>>> >>> there.
>>>