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Everything I really need to know I learned from Noah's Ark:
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>> >1. Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah build the ark.
>> >
>> >2. Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone might ask you to do
>> >something Really big.
>> >
>> >3. Don't listen to critics.  Do what has to be done.
>> >
>> >4. Build on the high ground.
>> >
>> >5. For safety's sake, travel in pairs.
>> >
>> >6. Two heads are better than one.
>> >
>> >7. Speed isn't always an advantage. The cheetahs were on board, but so
>> >were the snails.
>> >
>> >8. If you can't fight or flee -- float.
>> >
>> >9. Take care of your animals as if they were the last ones on earth.
>> >
>> >10. Don't forget that we're all in the same boat.
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>> >11. When the doo-doo gets really deep, don't sit there and complain --
>> >shovel!
>> >
>> >12. Stay below deck during the storm.
>> >
>> >13. Remember that the ark was built by amateurs & the Titanic was built
>by
>> >professionals.
>> >
>> >14. If you have to start over, have a friend by your side.
>> >
>> >16. Remember that the woodpeckers INSIDE are often a bigger threat than
>> >the storm outside.
>> >
>> >17. No matter how bleak it looks, there's always a rainbow on the other
>> >side.
>> >
>> >18. DON'T MISS THE BOAT !!!!