[MOL] Church [01837] Medicine On Line


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Hope this brings a smile your way. . .
>> >
>> >       During his sermon on Sunday, the local preacher told his
>> congregation
>> > > > that the entire range of human existence could be found in the
>Bible.
>> > > > "If anything can happen to humans, it is described in the Bible."
>> > > > After the service, a woman came up to the preacher and said,
>> "Reverend, I
>> > > > don't think the Bible mentions anything about PMS anywhere."  The
>> > > > preacher told the woman he was certain he could find reference to
>PMS
>> > > > somewhere in the Bible.
>> > > > During the following week, he searched diligently, book-by-book,
>> > > > chapter-by-chapter, and verse-by-verse.  On the following Sunday,
>the
>> > > > woman came up to him and asked, "Did you find PMS mentioned in the
>> > > > Bible?"
>> > > > The preacher smiled, opened his Bible, and began to read:  "...and
>> > > > Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem."