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Very cute!
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From: Susan Ochs-Conrad
Sent: Thursday, April 15, 1999 1:10 PM
To: Ginny Clark; Melissa Wolfe; Kathy Corrigan; Keena Edgerton
Subject: FW: true cop stories?
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From: bboson [mailto:bboson@micron.com]
Sent: Thursday, April 15, 1999 11:42 AM
To: ajschwaller; Susan Ochs-Conrad; 'Richard E. Boson Sr.'; 'Rick & Tena
Boson'; jokeeffe
Subject: FW: true cop stories?
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From: panderson
Sent: Thursday, April 15, 1999 11:18 AM
To: ahallan; jbeaver; sbrooks; bboson
Subject: true cop stories?
True Police items:
Good:
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't
getting many. Then, he discovered the problem - a 10-year old boy
was
standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read "RADAR
TRAP AHEAD". The officer then found a young accomplice down the road
with a sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of change.
Better:
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an
automated radar. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he
sent
the
police department a picture of $40. The police responded with
another mailed photo-of handcuffs.
Best:
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the motorcycle
officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she
said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Highway
Patrolmen's
Ball."
He replied, "Highway patrolmen don't have balls." There was a
moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just
said. He
then closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left. She was
laughing too hard to start her car for several minutes.
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