A good un, Marty! A chuckle for sure. Jeanne
Martin Auslander wrote:
>
> Good Morning my Friends,
>
> Thought you might get a chuckle out this.....especially the ladies.
>
> Actually there are many good reasons to be a man:
> 1. Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
> 2. You know stuff about tanks.
> 3. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
> 4. You can open all your own jars.
> 5. Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind.
> 6. You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
> 7. You don't have to learn to spell a new last name.
> 8. You can leave the motel bed unmade.
> 9. You can kill your own food.
> 10. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
> 11. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
> 12. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still
> be your
> friend.
> 13. Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
> 14. If you are 35 and single, nobody notices.
> 15. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
> 16. You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is
> coming.
> 17. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
> 18. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever
> thinking: "He must be mad at me."
> 19. Same work...more pay.
> 20. Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.
> 21. Wedding dress - $2,000. Tuxedo rental - 75 bucks.
> 22. You don't mooch off other's desserts.
> 23. You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little
> gift.
> 24. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just
> might
> become lifelong friends.
> 25. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice
> anything
> different?"
> 26. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
> 27. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a
> bolt.
> 28. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
> 29. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
> 30. You don't have to shave below your neck.
> 31. Your belly usually hides your big hips.
> 32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
> 33. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
> 34. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
> 35. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives on December
> 24th,
> in 45 minutes.
>
> God Bless
> marty auslander
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