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> From: Hawk60in76@aol.com
> To: Hawk60in76@aol.com
> Subject: Bible funnies
> Date: Saturday, April 10, 1999 12:03 PM
>
> >The Bible According to Kids:
> >
> >(Below are said to be written by actual students and are genuine,
> >authentic, and unretouched...Compiled by Richard Lederer. They
> >appear in the 12/31/95 issue of National Review.)
> >
> >Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark.
> >
> >Noah built an ark, which the animals come on to in pears.
> >
> >Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night."
> >
> >"The Jews were a proud people and throughout history they had trouble
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> >the unsympathetic Genitals.
> >
> >"Moses led the Hebrews to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread,
> >which is bread without any ingredients.
> >
> >The seventh commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery."
> >
> >The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to stand
> >still and he obeyed him."
> >
> >David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. he fought with the
> >Finklesteins, a race of people who lived in Biblical times.
> >
> >Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption.
> >
> >Jesus enunciated the Golden Rule, which says to do one to others before
> >they do one to you.
> >
> >It was a miracle when Jesus rose from the dead and managed to get the
> >tombstone off the entrance."
> >
> >A Christian should have only one spouse. This is called monotony."
