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In a message dated 4/12/99 7:39:08 PM Eastern Daylight Time, nitab@erols.com writes: << HOW TO TALK ABOUT MEN AND STILL BE POLITICALLY CORRECT He does not have a beer gut, He has developed a Liquid Grain Storage Facility. He is not stupid, He suffers from Minimal Cranial Development. He does not get lost all the time, He discovers alternative destinations. He does not have his head up his ass, He suffers from Rectal-Cranial Inversion. He does not eat like a pig, He suffers from reverse bulimia He is not a bad dancer, He is Overly Caucasian. He is not a male chauvinist pig, He has Swine Empathy. He does not undress you with his eyes, He has an Introspective Pornographic Moment. He is not afraid of commitment, He is monogamously challenged. MALE BASHING How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marring? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars that have no intention of driving. What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift to women? Exchange him. How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three--- One to hold the pan and two others to show off and shake the stove. Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you. How do you get a man to exercise? Tie the TV remote control to his shoelaces. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? We don't know. It's never happened.>> >>
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- Subject: [Fwd: Re: Truths about men]
- From: Nita Goldstein <nitab@erols.com>
- Date: Mon, 12 Apr 1999 18:30:28 -0400
- Organization: Erol's Internet User
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- Subject: Re: Truths about men
- From: Susanraye@aol.com
- Date: Sun, 11 Apr 1999 13:44:58 EDT
- Reply-To: Susanraye@aol.com
HOW TO TALK ABOUT MEN AND STILL BE POLITICALLY CORRECT He does not have a beer gut, He has developed a Liquid Grain Storage Facility. He is not stupid, He suffers from Minimal Cranial Development. He does not get lost all the time, He discovers alternative destinations. He does not have his head up his ass, He suffers from Rectal-Cranial Inversion. He does not eat like a pig, He suffers from reverse bulimia He is not a bad dancer, He is Overly Caucasian. He is not a male chauvinist pig, He has Swine Empathy. He does not undress you with his eyes, He has an Introspective Pornographic Moment. He is not afraid of commitment, He is monogamously challenged. MALE BASHING How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marring? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars that have no intention of driving. What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift to women? Exchange him. How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three--- One to hold the pan and two others to show off and shake the stove. Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you. How do you get a man to exercise? Tie the TV remote control to his shoelaces. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? We don't know. It's never happened.>>
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