There was a lady about seven months pregnant got on a bus. She
>>noticed the man opposite her was smiling at
>>her. She immediately moved to another seat.
>>This time the smile turned into a grin, so she
>>moved again. The man seemed more amused.
>>When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing. She
>>complained to the driver and had the man arrested.
>>The case came up in court.
>>
>>The judge asked the man what he had to say for himself.
>>
>>The main replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this,
>>When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but
>>notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said,
>>"The Gold Dust Twins are coming" and I had to smile.
>>
>>Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Sloan's Liniment
>>will reduce the swelling" and I had to grin.
>>
>>Then she sat under a sign that said "William's Big Stick Did the
>>Trick" and I could hardly control myself.
>>
>>BUT....when she moved the fourth time and sat
>>under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could
>>have prevented this accident." I laughed out loud.
>>
>> "Case Dismissed" said the Judge.
>>
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