[MOL] Joke from a friend.... [01810] Medicine On Line

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[MOL] Joke from a friend....

 An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist
for Viagra
 The pharmacist said "That's no problem.  How many do you want?"
 The man answered "Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces."
 The pharmacist said "That won't do you any good."
 The elderly gentleman said "That's alright; I don't need them for sex anymore
as I am over 80 years old.  I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't
piss on my shoes."
 Jessie loves to tell jokes so he told this one to a man about 60 - the man
really cracked up and laughed his head off.  Jessie said he could see there
was a problem but being nice he didn't say anything - then all of a sudden the
man said "guess I better head for that pharmacist cause I seem to have just
pissed all over myself and my pants!"  With that they both broke out laughing!
He asked Jessie where he had heard that and all he could say was from my best
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