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Best seen in full screen, please give it time to load. Since I can't do an Irish jig, let's all do this one together! Come on now, you remember how... Can't remember? Here's a little hint! You got it? O.K., on your feet now, let's go!!! Everybody dance!! ******************************* Everybody stay together! ******************* The Pork Chop Trio The Riverdance Leprechauns The Cleo-Pig Trio we're warming up now, let's keep it going *************** ********************************* ****************** It wouldn't be St. Patricks Day without a limerick or two... A disgusting old man from La Jolla Has a habit thats sure to anolla Before telling a joke, He'll give you a poke And remark, "this'll really destrolla!" A sweet toothed man from DeBreeth Was sweet toothed without any teeth He said, "In my eye, looketh good, that there pie, now could I have just one small peeth?" A corpulent maiden named Kroll Had a notion exceedingly droll At a masquerade ball Dressed in nothing at all She backed in as a parker house roll. There was a young fellow of Leeds Who swallowed six packets of seeds In a month, silly ass He was covered in grass And he couldn't sit down for the weeds! There once was a woman from Clyde Who fell into an outhouse and died The next day her brother fell into the other And now they're in turd side by side. A tutor who tooted the flute Tried to tutor two tooters to toot Said the two to the tutor Is it harder to toot Or to tutor two tooters to toot. There once was a man from Black Heath Who sat on a pair of false teeth He arose with a start and said, "Bless my heart, I've bitten myself underneath!" ************** Kiss meI'm Irish! May the luck of the Irish be yours today and always! HOME Prev by Date: [MOL] "thoughts for today" Next by Date: RE: [MOL] Mol's/Dee here - Nanc - Cori Prev by thread: RE: [MOL] Mol's/Dee here - Nanc - Cori Next by thread: [MOL] A Pot of Gold - from Cori Index(es): Date Thread
Since I can't do an Irish jig, let's all do this one together! Come on now, you remember how...
Can't remember? Here's a little hint!
You got it? O.K., on your feet now, let's go!!!
Everybody dance!!
*******************************
Everybody stay together!
*******************
The Pork Chop Trio
The Riverdance Leprechauns
The Cleo-Pig Trio
we're warming up now, let's keep it going
***************
*********************************
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It wouldn't be St. Patricks Day without a limerick or two...
A disgusting old man from La Jolla Has a habit thats sure to anolla Before telling a joke, He'll give you a poke And remark, "this'll really destrolla!"
A sweet toothed man from DeBreeth Was sweet toothed without any teeth He said, "In my eye, looketh good, that there pie, now could I have just one small peeth?"
A corpulent maiden named Kroll Had a notion exceedingly droll At a masquerade ball Dressed in nothing at all She backed in as a parker house roll.
There was a young fellow of Leeds Who swallowed six packets of seeds In a month, silly ass He was covered in grass And he couldn't sit down for the weeds!
There once was a woman from Clyde Who fell into an outhouse and died The next day her brother fell into the other And now they're in turd side by side.
A tutor who tooted the flute Tried to tutor two tooters to toot Said the two to the tutor Is it harder to toot Or to tutor two tooters to toot.
There once was a man from Black Heath Who sat on a pair of false teeth He arose with a start and said, "Bless my heart, I've bitten myself underneath!"
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Kiss meI'm Irish!
May the luck of the Irish be yours today and always!
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