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From: Carl Hellis [mailto:hellis@xann.com]
Sent: Friday, March 12, 1999 2:17 PM
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Subject: [Fwd: Fw: Barbie Humor]
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From: "Alan L Baker" <alb@teleport.com>
To: "Kenneth A Burry" <burryk@ohsu.edu>, "Carl Hellis" <hellis@xann.com>
Subject: Fw: Barbie Humor
Date: Fri, 12 Mar 1999 11:08:11 -0800
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Thought you guys would like this one.
Al
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> From: larry haas <selcor@earthlink.net>
> To: Penny666@aol.com; bsanguinetti@aol.com; labetich@aol.com;
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> Subject: Barbie Humor
> Date: Friday, March 12, 1999 9:15 AM
>
> As Barbie approaches 40-The New Barbie Dolls:
>
> Bifocals Barbie: Comes with her own set of blended-lens fashion
> frames in six wild colors (half-frames too!), neck chain and
> large-print editions of Vogue and Martha Stewart Living.
>
> Hot Flash Barbie: Press Barbie's bellybutton and watch her face
> turn beet red while tiny drops of perspiration appear on her forehead!
> With hand-held fan and tiny tissues.
>
> Facial Hair Barbie: As Barbie's hormone levels shift, see her
> whiskers grow! Available with teensy tweezers and magnifying mirror.
>
> Cook's Arms Barbie: Hide Barbie's droopy triceps with these new,
> roomier-sleeved gowns. Good news on the tummy front, too: muu-muus are
> back! Cellulite cream and loofah sponge optional.
>
> Bunion Barbie: Years of disco dancing in stiletto heels have
> definitely taken their toll on Barbie's dainty arched feet. Soothe her
> sores with this pumice stone and plasters, then slip on soft terrymules.
>
> Colors:pink, rose, blush.
>
> No More Wrinkles Barbie: Erase those pesky crow's-feet and lip
> lines with a tube of Skin Sparkle-Spackle, from Barbie's own line of
> exclusive age-blasting cosmetics.
>
> Soccer Mom Barbie: All that experience as a cheerleader is really
> paying off as Barbie dusts off her old high school egaphone to root for
> Babs and Ken Jr.. With minivan in robin's egg blue or white, and cooler
> filled with doughnut holes and fruit punch.
>
> Midlife Crisis Barbie: It's time to ditch Ken. Barbie needs a
> change, and Bruce (her personal trainer) is just what the doctor
> ordered,
> along with Prozac. They're hopping in her new red Miata and heading for
> the Napa Valley to open a B&B. Comes with real tape of "Breaking Up Is
> Hard to Do."
>
> Single Mother Barbie: There's not much time for primping anymore!
> Ken's shacked up with the Swedish au pair in the Dream House and
> Barbie's across town with Babs and Ken Jr. in a fourth-floor walk-up.
> Barbie's selling off her old gowns and accessories to raise rent money.
> Complete garage sale kit included.
>
> Recovery Barbie: Too many parties have finally caught up with
> the ultimate party girl. Now she does 12 steps instead of dance steps!
> Clean and sober, she's going to meetings religiously. Comes with little
> copy of The Big Book, a six-pack of Diet Coke, and a pack of Marlboro
> Lights.
>
>
>
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