>One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy
>bar, for possible violations of the driving-under-the-influence laws.
>At closing time, he saw a guy stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb
>and try his keys on five different cars before he found his.
>Then he sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several
>minutes. The man was so drunk that everyone else left the bar
>and drove off before he had even put the keys in the ignition.
>Finally, he started his engine and began to pull away. Chuckling at the
>pathetic driver, the police officer stopped him, read him his rights
>and administered the Breathalyzer test. The results showed a
>reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how this could be.
>
>The driver replied, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
>
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