Little Johnny kept disrupting his third grade class by regularly letting
>loud farts. His teacher kept him after school. When she insisted on
>knowing why he exhibited such offensive behavior, Little Johnny said, "I do
>it because I can do it better than anybody, and I'm very proud of that
>fact."
>The teacher says, "If I show you I can do it better than you, will you
>stop?" Little Johnny agreed and the teacher placed two pieces of paper on
>the floor with identical piles of chalk dust on each one. Johnny dropped
>his pants, squatted down, farted and blew all but a tiny little speck of
>dust off the paper. The teacher dropped her panties, lifted her skirt,
>squatted down and farted but when she was done, there wasn't a trace of
>chalk dust left on the paper. Johnny was astonished and asked if he could
>see her do it again. She was willing and as she repeated the process,
>Johnny peeked up underneath her skirt. "No wonder you won!" he exclaimed
>indignantly, "you've got a Double-Barrel!"
Two Irish guys are discussing one's upcoming wedding..."I'm not quite sure
>if my future bride is a virgin or not."
>
> His buddy replies, "aye, there's an easy test for that. All you need is
some
>red
>paint, some blue paint and a shovel. You paint one ball red and one ball
>blue.
>On your honeymoon, if she laughs and says 'Those are the funniest balls
I've
>ever seen!' you hit her with the bloody shovel!"
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