Re: [MOL] A joke for Frank! [00585] Medicine On Line

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Re: [MOL] A joke for Frank!

Thanks Lillian,that was a good one.But in real life they can hold them for a blood level.Frank
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From: lillian <>
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Date: Tuesday, March 09, 1999 7:36 PM
Subject: [MOL] A joke for Frank!

One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy
bar, for possible violations of the driving-under-the-influence laws.
At closing time, he saw a guy stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb
and try his keys on five different cars before he found his.
Then he sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several
minutes.  The man was so drunk that everyone else left the bar
and drove off before he had even put the keys in the ignition.
Finally, he started his engine and began to pull away.  Chuckling at the
pathetic driver, the police officer stopped him, read him his rights
and administered the Breathalyzer test.  The results showed a
reading of 0.0.  The puzzled officer demanded to know how this could be.

The driver replied, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."