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Re: [MOL] Cori !

Well we missed you too.  Hope all goes well for you, your friend, lillian -
-----Original Message-----
From: Cori Harth <>
To: '' <>
Date: Monday, March 08, 1999 5:46 AM
Subject: [MOL] FW: Bad Day?

>It's sure been quiet the past few days - I sure missed you guys.  I just
>re-signed on...hope everyone is back communicating's incredible
>how dependent we've all become on our computers !!! Hope everyone has a good
>day - better than these folks...Love. Cori.
>-----Original Message-----
>From: Susan Harrison
>Sent: Tuesday, March 02, 1999 8:55 AM
>To: Cori Harth
>Subject: FW: Bad Day?
>I'll never have a BAD day again!!!
>Subject: Bad Day?
>Next time you think you're having a bad day recall that----
> >>>
> >>>1.  The average cost of rehabilitating a seal
>after the Exxon Valdez
> >>>oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.  At a special
>ceremony, two of the
> >>>most expensively saved animals were released back
>into the wild amid
> >>>cheers and applause from onlookers.  A minute
>later they were both
> >>>eaten by a killer whale.
> >>>
> >>>2. A psychology student in New York rented out
>her spare room to a
> >>>carpenter in order to nag him constantly and
>study his reactions.
> >>>After weeks of needling, he snapped and beat her
>repeatedly with an
> >>>ax leaving her mentally retarded.
> >>>
> >>>3.  In 1992, Frank Perkins of Los Angeles made an
>attempt on the
> >>>world flagpole-sitting record.  Suffering from
>the flu he came down
> >>>eight hours short of the 400 day record, his
>sponsor had gone bust,
> >>>his girlfriend had left him and his phone and
>electricity had been
> >>>cut off.
> >>>
> >>>4.  A woman came home to find her husband in the
>kitchen, shaking
> >>>frantically with what looked like a wire running
>from his waist
> >>>towards the electric kettle.  Intending to jolt
>him away from the
> >>>deadly current she whacked him with a handy plank
>of wood by the back
> >>>door, breaking his arm in two places.  Till that
>moment he had been
> >>>happily listening to his Walkman.
> >>>
> >>>5. Two animal rights protesters were protesting
>at the cruelty of
> >>>sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn.
>Suddenly the pigs, all two
> >>>thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence
>and stampeded,
> >>>trampling the two hapless protesters to death.
> >>>
> >>>And the capper.......
> >>>
> >>>6. Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay
>enough postage on a
> >>>letter bomb.  It came back with "return to
>sender" stamped on it.
> >>>Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was
>blown to bits.
> >>>
> >>>Here's hoping your day is better than any of
> >>>
> >>>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >
> >
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