[MOL] YOU KNOW YOU'RE DRINKING TOO MUCH COFFEE WHEN ... [00232] Medicine On Line


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[MOL] YOU KNOW YOU'RE DRINKING TOO MUCH COFFEE WHEN ...



YOU KNOW YOU'RE DRINKING TOO MUCH COFFEE WHEN ...

All your kids are named "Joe."

Instant coffee takes too long.

Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.

People can test their batteries in your ears.

The only time you're standing still is in an earthquake.

The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you.

When someone asks, "How are you?" you say, "Good to the last drop."

You answer the door before people knock.

You can jump-start your car without cables.

You can take a picture of yourself from 10 feet away without using the
timer.

You can type 60 words per minute with your feet.

You channel-surf faster without a remote.

You chew on other people's fingernails.

You don't sweat; you percolate.

You don't tan; you roast.

You get a speeding ticket when you're parked.

You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.

You have to watch videos in fast-forward.

You help your dog chase its tail.

You just completed another sweater, and you don't know how to knit.

You ski uphill.

You spend every vacation visiting Maxwell House.

You walk 20 miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged
in.

You're so wired, you pick up AM radio.

Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.

Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position.

Your only source of nutrition comes from Sweet & Low.

Your three favorite things in life are ... coffee before and coffee
after.
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