>> >> You've probably heard
this one before, but it's still funny the second >>
time. >> >> >> A vacationing penguin is driving
through Arizona when he >> notices that the oil-pressure light is
on. He gets out to >> look and sees oil dripping out of the
motor. He drives to >> the nearest town and stops at the first
gas station. After >> dropping the car off, the penguin goes for
a walk around >> town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a
penguin in >> Arizona, decides that something cold would really
hit the >> spot. He gets a big dish of vanilla ice cream and sits
down >> to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to
eat >> with his little flippers. After finishing his ice cream,
he >> goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if
he's >> found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says,
"It looks >> like you blew a seal." "No, no,"
the penguin replies, "it's >> just ice
cream.