Re: [MOL] Let's make fun of the irish again [03535] Medicine On Line


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Re: [MOL] Let's make fun of the irish again



Thank you Jeanne,

With all the talk about birds and bungee jumping of late, I thought it was
very appropriate!

Love,

martha
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From: james kissinger <jkissing@uvic.ca>
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Date: Sunday, February 28, 1999 4:45 AM
Subject: [MOL] Let's make fun of the irish again


>
>>Subject: Let's make fun of the irish again
>>
>>Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop. Right away,they go over to
>>the bird section. Gerry says to Paddy,"Dat's dem". The assistant
>>then approaches and asks if he can be of help. "Yeah,we'll take
>>four of dem dere birds in dat cage op dere",says Gerry. "Put
>>dem in a peeper bag". The assistant catches the birds and puts
>>them in the bag as requested.The two Irishmen pay for them and
>>leave the shop. They get into Gerrys' van and drive until they
>>are high up in the hills and stop at the top of a cliff with a
>>500-foot drop."Dis looks loike a grand place,eh" says Gerry.
>>"Oh yeah,dis looks grand",replies Paddy.They flip a coin and
>>Gerry wins the toss."I guess I git to go first,eh Paddy?" says
>>Gerry.He then takes two birds out of the bag,places them on his
>>shoulders and jumps off the cliff.Paddy watches as his mate
>>drops off the edge and goes straight down for a few seconds,
>>followed by a big SPLAT.As Paddy looks over the edge of the
>>cliff,he shakes his head and says,"Bugger dat,dis budgie
>>jumpin' is too flamin' dangerous for me!"A moment later,Seamus
>>arrives.He too,has been to the pet shop and he walks up
>>carrying the familiar 'peeper bag'.He pulls a parrot out of
>>the bag and places it on his head.Then Paddy notices that he
>>has a gun in his hand."Hi Paddy,watch this!"Seamus says and
>>launches himself off the cliff.Paddy watches as half way down,
>>Seamus raises the gun and blasts the parrot's head off.Seamus
>>continues to plummet down until he too,hits the ground with a
>>big SPLAT right next to Gerry's remains.Paddy shakes his head
>>and says,"An' oim never troyin' dat free-fall parrotshooting
>>neither!"
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
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