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>Date: Thu, 25 Feb 1999 16:17:22 +1100
>From: Jill Robert <sec@cps.com.au>
>X-Mailer: Mozilla 4.08 [en] (Win95; I)
>To: joe.black@neis.com.au, Chris Skelsey <chris_skelsey@storm.com>,
>        Margaret McKeen <margaret@bamboo.mluri.sari.ac.uk>,
>        Jim Kissinger <jkissing@uvic.ca>,
>        Giselle Wikelund <giselle.wikelund@hrdc-drhc.gc.ca>
>Subject: Texan Winders 95
>
>><< From:  Microsoft       Date:      now..    Mon, 8 Feb 1999 21:23:43
>EST
>>
>>It has come to our attention that a few copies of the Texas edition of
>>windows 98 may have accidentally been shipped outside Texas. If you
>>have one of the Texas editions you may need some help understanding the
>
>>commands.
>>The  Texas edition may be recognized by looking at the opening screen.
>>It reads WINDERS 98 with a background picture of the General Lee super
>>imposed on a Confederate flag.  It is shipped with a Daisy Duke screen
>>saver.
>>
>>Also note the Recycle Bin is labeled Outhouse,
>>My Computer is called This Infernal Contraption,
>>Dialup Networking is called Good Ol' Boys,
>>Control Panel is known as the Dern Dashboard,
>>Hard Drive is referred to as 4 wheel drive, and
>>Floppies are them little ole plastic disc thangs.
>>
>>Other features:
>>Instead of a error message you get a winder covered with a garbage bag
>>and  duct tape.
>>
>>OK       = ats aww-right
>>cancel = hail no
>>reset    = oops
>>yes       = shore
>>no         = Naaaa
>>find       = hunt-fer it
>>go to     = over yonder
>>back     = back yonder
>>help      = hep me out here
>>stop      = ternit off
>>start      = crank it up
>>settings = sittins
>>programs = stuff dat does stuff
>>documents = stuff I done done
>>
>>Also note that winders 98 does not recognize capital letters or
>>punctuation
>>marks.
>>
>>We regret any inconvenience it may have caused if you received a copy
>of
>>the  Texas edition. You may return it.
>
>
>
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