Dear CArla,
Glad to see you on MOl. Have a great day,
Your Brother
marty
> Carla wrote:
>
> "The Missing Portion Of Book Of Genesis"
>
> It is reported that the following edition of the Book of Genesis was
> discovered in the Dead Sea Scrolls. If authentic, it would shed light
> on the
> question, "Where do pets come from?"
>
> And Adam said, "Lord, when I was in the garden, you walked with me
> everyday.Now I do not see you anymore. I am lonesome here and it is
> difficult for me to remember how much you love me."
>
> And God said, "No problem! I will create a companion for you that
> will be
> with you forever and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so
> that you
> will know I love you, even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how
> selfish
> and childish and unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept
> you as
> you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourself."
>
> And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam. And it was a
> good animal. And God was pleased.
>
> And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and he wagged his
> tail. And
> Adam said, "But Lord, I have already named all the animals in the
> Kingdom and all the good names are taken and I cannot think of a name
> for this new
> animal."
>
> And God said, "No problem! Because I have created this new animal to
> be a
> reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own
> name,
> and you will call him DOG."
>
> And Dog lived with Adam and was a companion to him and loved him. And
> Adam was comforted. And God was pleased. And Dog was content and
> wagged his tail.
>
> After a while, it came to pass that Adam's guardian angel came to the
> Lord and said, "Lord, Adam has become filled with pride. He struts
> and preens like a peacock and he believes he is worthy of adoration.
> Dog has indeed taught him that he is loved, but no one has taught him
> humility."
>
> And the Lord said, "No problem! I will create for him a companion who
> will be
> with him forever and who will see him as he is. The companion will
> remind him
> of his limitations, so he will know that he is not worthy of
> adoration."
>
> And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam. And Cat would not obey
> Adam. And when Adam gazed into Cat's eyes, he was reminded that he was
> not the supreme being. And Adam learned humility. And God was pleased.
> And Adam was greatly improved.
>
> And Cat did not care one way or the other.
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