> A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for some >> important >> > >> > guests. The wife was
very excited about this and wanted >> everything to >> > >> > be perfect. At
the very last minute, she realized that she >> didn't >> > >> > have any snails for
the dinner party, so she asked her husband >> to run >> > >> > down to the beach
with the bucket to gather some snails. >> > >> > >> > >> > Very grudgingly he
agreed. He took the bucket, walked out the >> door, >> > >> > down the steps, and
out to the beach. As he was collecting >the >> >
>> > snails, he noticed a beautiful woman strolling alongside
the >> water
>> > >> > just a
little further down the beach. >> > >> > >> > >> > He kept thinking to
himself, "Wouldn't it be great if she >would >>
even >> > >> >
just come down and talk to me?" He went back to gathering the
>> > snails. >> > >> > >> > >> > All of a sudden he
looked up, and the beautiful woman was >> standing >> > >> > right over him.
They started talking and she invited him back >> to her >> > >> > place. They
ended up spending the night together. At seven >> o'clock >> > >> > the next morning he
woke up and exclaimed, "Oh no!!! My >wife's >> >
dinner >> > >>
> party!!!" >>
> >> > >> >
>> > He gathered all his clothes, put them on real fast, grabbed
>his >> > >> > bucket, and ran out
the door. He ran down the beach all the >> way to >> > >> > his apartment.
He ran up the stairs of his apartment. He was >> in >> > such >> > >> > a hurry that when he
got to the top of the stairs, he dropped >> the >> > >> > bucket of
snails. There were snails all down the stairs. The >> door >> > >> > opened just then,
with a very angry wife standing in the door >> way >> > >> > wondering where he's
been all this time. >>
> >> > >> >
>> > He looked at the snails all down the steps, then he looked
at >> her,
>> > >> > then back
at the snails and said, "Come on guys, we're almost >> > there!!"
