[MOL] Snails! [03267] Medicine On Line


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[MOL] Snails!



> A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for some
>>     important
>>     > >> > guests. The wife was very excited about this and wanted
>>     everything to
>>     > >> > be perfect.  At the very last minute, she realized that she
>>     didn't
>>     > >> > have any snails for the dinner party, so she asked her husband
>>     to run
>>     > >> > down to the beach with the bucket to gather some snails.
>>     > >> >
>>     > >> > Very grudgingly he agreed.  He took the bucket, walked out the
>>     door,
>>     > >> > down the steps, and out to the beach.  As he was collecting
>the
>>     > >> > snails, he noticed a beautiful woman strolling alongside the
>>     water
>>     > >> > just a little further down the beach.
>>     > >> >
>>     > >> > He kept thinking to himself, "Wouldn't it be great if she
>would
>>     even
>>     > >> > just come down and talk to me?"  He went back to gathering the
>>     > snails.
>>     > >> >
>>     > >> > All of a sudden he looked up, and the beautiful woman was
>>     standing
>>     > >> > right over him.  They started talking and she invited him back
>>     to her
>>     > >> > place.  They ended up spending the night together.  At seven
>>     o'clock
>>     > >> > the next morning he woke up and exclaimed, "Oh no!!!  My
>wife's
>>     > dinner
>>     > >> > party!!!"
>>     > >> >
>>     > >> > He gathered all his clothes, put them on real fast, grabbed
>his
>>     > >> > bucket, and ran out the door.  He ran down the beach all the
>>     way to
>>     > >> > his apartment.  He ran up the stairs of his apartment.  He was
>>     in
>>     > such
>>     > >> > a hurry that when he got to the top of the stairs, he dropped
>>     the
>>     > >> > bucket of snails.  There were snails all down the stairs.  The
>>     door
>>     > >> > opened just then, with a very angry wife standing in the door
>>     way
>>     > >> > wondering where he's been all this time.
>>     > >> >
>>     > >> > He looked at the snails all down the steps, then he looked at
>>     her,
>>     > >> > then back at the snails and said, "Come on guys, we're almost
>>     > there!!"