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Subject: [Fwd: Fw: Snails]
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Subject: Fw: Snails
Date: Thu, 25 Feb 1999 07:20:13 -0800
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>> > >> > A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for some
>> important
>> > >> > guests. The wife was very excited about this and wanted
>> everything to
>> > >> > be perfect. At the very last minute, she realized that she
>> didn't
>> > >> > have any snails for the dinner party, so she asked her husband
>> to run
>> > >> > down to the beach with the bucket to gather some snails.
>> > >> >
>> > >> > Very grudgingly he agreed. He took the bucket, walked out the
>> door,
>> > >> > down the steps, and out to the beach. As he was collecting
>the
>> > >> > snails, he noticed a beautiful woman strolling alongside the
>> water
>> > >> > just a little further down the beach.
>> > >> >
>> > >> > He kept thinking to himself, "Wouldn't it be great if she
>would
>> even
>> > >> > just come down and talk to me?" He went back to gathering the
>> > snails.
>> > >> >
>> > >> > All of a sudden he looked up, and the beautiful woman was
>> standing
>> > >> > right over him. They started talking and she invited him back
>> to her
>> > >> > place. They ended up spending the night together. At seven
>> o'clock
>> > >> > the next morning he woke up and exclaimed, "Oh no!!! My
>wife's
>> > dinner
>> > >> > party!!!"
>> > >> >
>> > >> > He gathered all his clothes, put them on real fast, grabbed
>his
>> > >> > bucket, and ran out the door. He ran down the beach all the
>> way to
>> > >> > his apartment. He ran up the stairs of his apartment. He was
>> in
>> > such
>> > >> > a hurry that when he got to the top of the stairs, he dropped
>> the
>> > >> > bucket of snails. There were snails all down the stairs. The
>> door
>> > >> > opened just then, with a very angry wife standing in the door
>> way
>> > >> > wondering where he's been all this time.
>> > >> >
>> > >> > He looked at the snails all down the steps, then he looked at
>> her,
>> > >> > then back at the snails and said, "Come on guys, we're almost
>> > there!!"
>> >
>>
>>
>
>
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