[MOL] The Deep Hole....poor goat! [03076] Medicine On Line

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[MOL] The Deep Hole....poor goat!

>>  Missing Goat
>>   Two guys are walking through the woods and come across this big hole.
>>. . . that looks deep."
>>"Sure does . . . toss a few pebbles in there and see how deep it is." They
>>pick up a few pebbles and throw them in and wait . . . no noise "Man. That
>>REALLY deep . . .  here . . . throw one of these great big rocks down
>>Those should make a noise." They pick up a couple football-sized rocks and
>>toss them into the hole and wait . . . and wait. Nothing. They look at
>>other in amazement.
>>  One gets a determined look on his face and says, "Hey . . . over here in
>>weeds, there's a railroad tie.  Help me carry it over here. When we toss
>>sucker in, it's GOTTA make some noise. The two drag the heavy tie over to
>>hole and heave it in. Not a sound comes from the hole. Suddenly, out of
>>nearby woods, a goat appears, running like the wind. It rushes toward the
>>men, then right past them, running as fast as it's legs will carry it.
>>Suddenly it leaps in the air and into the hole. The two men are astonished
>>with what they've just seen . . . Then, out of the woods comes a farmer
>>spots the men and ambles over. "Hey . . . you two guys seen my goat out
>>"You bet we did!   Craziest thing I ever seen! It came running like crazy
>>just jumped into this hole!"
>>"Nah", say the farmer, "That couldn't have been MY goat. My goat was
>>to a railroad tie.