[MOL] [Fwd: FW: Woman Comedian] [02862] Medicine On Line


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Thought some of my women moler friends would enjoy this. Cori.

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-----Original Message-----
From:	Susan Harrison 
Sent:	Monday, February 22, 1999 11:22 AM
To:	Cori Harth; Lois Jones; Marie Bryant
Subject:	FW: Woman Comedian



A WOMAN'S RANDOM THOUGHTS
	>
	> Skinny people irritate me!  Especially when
	> they say things like, "You know sometimes I just
	> forget to eat."  Now I've forgotten my address,
	> my mother's maiden name, and my keys.
	> But I've never forgotten to eat.  You have to be a  special kind
of
	> stupid to forget to eat.
	>
	> A friend of mine confused her Valium with her
	> birth control pills.  She had 14 kids, but she
	> doesn't really care.
	>
	> They keep telling us to get in touch with our
	> bodies.  Mine isn't all that communicative    but I heard from it
the
	> other day after I said, "Body, how'd you like to go to the six
o'clock
	> class in vigorous toning?" Clear as a bell my body said,"listen
	> witch... do it and die."
	>
	> The trouble with some women is that they get all   excited about
	> nothing (and then they marry him.)
	> I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are
	> eating too much, smoking too
	> much, impulse buying, and driving too fast.  Are   they kidding?
That
	> is my idea of a perfect day.
	>
	> I know what Victoria's Secret is. The secret is
	> that nobody older than 30 can fit into their stuff.
	>
	> "If men can run the world, why can't they stop
	> wearing neckties?  How intelligent is it to start  the day by
tying a
	> noose around your neck?"
	>
	> Send this to five bright women you know and
	> make their day!!



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