>Joe was a drinker. > > > One night, Joe drank 6
beers. When he finished the 6th, > the doorbell rang. Joe answered it to
find a 6-foot cockroach. > The cockroach threw Joe across the room and
left. > > > The next night, after his 4th beer, the doorbell
rang. It was the > 6-foot cockroach again. It punched Joe in the stomach
and walked > away. > > > The next night Joe had one
beer. The doorbell rang and Joe slowly > opened the door and saw the giant
roach. It kneed him in the groin, > and elbowed him in the back of the
head. As Joe doubled over in > pain, it left. > > > The
following night, Joe didn't drink any beer. But the 6-foot roach > came
back again. This time he just plain beat the living tar out of > Joe and
walked away. > > > The next day, Joe went to the doctor.
"What can I do, Doc?", he > asked. > > > The
doctor replied, "There's nothing you can do. There's just a > nasty
bug going around."