[MOL] Fwd: "Clifford Smith" <cdsii@hom.net>: Fw: Blondie's Revenge [02220] Medicine On Line


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[MOL] Fwd: "Clifford Smith" <cdsii@hom.net>: Fw: Blondie's Revenge



not sure the first one came through, so here it goes again,  a smart blond
joke.     Nisi

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 Thought you good humored folks would enjoy this one!!!!!    Take care 
Diane
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>>>> Subject: Blondie's revenge
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long
flight
>>>> from
>>>> LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to
>>>> play
>>>> a
>>>> fun game.  The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely
declines
>>>>
>>>> and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer
persists
>>>> and
>>>> explains that the game is really easy and a lot of fun.  He
explains,
"I
>>>> ask you a questions, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me,
and
>>>> visa-versa." Again she politely declines and tries to get some
sleep.
>>The
>>>> lawyer, now somewhat agitated, says, "Okay, If you don't know the
>answer,
>>>> you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $50,"
>>>> figuring that since she is a blonde that he will easily win the
match.
>>>> This
>>>> catches the blondes attention and, figuring that there will be no
end
to
>>>> this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
>>>> The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the
earth
>>to
>>>> the moon?" The blond doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse,
pulls
>>out
>>>> a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.
>>>> Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a
hill
>>>> with three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer looks at her
with
>>a
>>>> puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all his
>>>> references. He taps into the Airphone with his modem and searches
the
>Net
>>>> and the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends E-mails to all his
>>>> coworkers and friends. All to no avail.  After over an hour, he
wakes
>the
>>>> blonde and hands her $50. The blonde politely takes the $50 and
turns
>>away
>>>> to get back to sleep.   The Lawyer, who is more then a little
miffed,
>>>> wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, so what IS the answer?"
>>>> Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer
$5,
>>>> and goes back to sleep.
>>>>
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