[MOL] Fw: Pity on the husband (poetry) [02173] Medicine On Line

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[MOL] Fw: Pity on the husband (poetry)

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From: deerfork <deerfork@chalkbuttes.com>
To: deerfork <deerfork@chalkbuttes.com>; Paul A. Hogan <paulh@msu.oscs.montana.edu>; Lauri Hogan <lhogan@msu.oscs.montana.edu>; Cheryl Hirst - <CHirst1121@aol.com>; brian henson <henson5@mvn.net>
Date: Wednesday, February 17, 1999 11:40 PM
Subject: Pity on the husband (poetry)

So here I sit, in all my glory...

    Lend me an ear, and I'll tell ya a story...

    Once had a wife--she was such a dear,

    Then came the Internet, and it all disappeared!

    Now there she sits , for hours on end...

    I don't care where I'm goin', don't care where I've been.

    It could be two, or it could be nine...

    she really doesn't care, long as she's online.

    She gets outta work and rushes home,

    She comes in screaming at me, "Get off the phone!"

    Where the heck's my hug? Where is my kiss?

    But she's at the computer--that's all she missed!

    Talking to buddies, checking the mail

    All her priorities--I'm in cyber He*l!!

    My stomach's growling--it's so unfair!

    No clean dishes and I'm out of underwear!

    Drink me a beer, stare at the walls

    I'll pick at my teeth while I'm scratching my ba*ls

    Farting and burping all while I pee

    Can you believe she's there??
    WHEN She could be with ME  !!!!!