[MOL] Oreos [02090] Medicine On Line


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> OREO PSYCHO-PERSONALITY TEST
> Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which people eat Oreo
>cookies provides great insight into their personalities. Choose which
method
>best describes your favorite method of eating Oreo's:
>
> 1. The whole thing all at once.
> 2. One bite at a time
> 3. Slow and methodical nibbles examining the results of each bite
afterwards.
> 4. In little nibbles.
> 5. Dunked in some liquid (milk, coffee...).
> 6. Twisted apart, the inside, then the cookie.
> 7. Twisted apart, the inside, and toss the cookie.
> 8. Just the cookie, not the inside.
> 9. I just like to lick them, not eat them.
> 10. I don't have a favorite way because I don't like Oreos.
>
>
> Your Personality:
>
> 1. The whole thing
> This means you consume life with abandon, you are fun to be with,
exciting,
>carefree with some hint of recklessness.  You are totally irresponsible. No
>one should trust  you with their children.
>
> 2. One bite at a time.
> You are lucky to be one of the 5.4 billion other people who eat their
Oreo's
>this very same way. Just like them, you lack imagination, but that's OK,
not
>to worry, you're normal.
>
> 3. Slow and Methodical.
>You follow the rules. You're very tidy and orderly.  You're very meticulous
in
>every detail with every thing you do to the point of being anal retentive
and
>irritating to others. Stay out of the fast lane if you're only going to go
the
>speed limit
>
> 4. Nibbles.
> Your boss likes you because you get your work done quickly. You always
have a
>million things to do and never enough time to do them. Mental break downs
and
>suicides run in your family. Valium and Ritalin would do you good.
>
> 5. Dunked.
> Every one likes you because you are always up beat. You like to sugar coat
>unpleasant experiences and rationalize bad situations into good ones. You
are
>in total denial about the shambles you call a life.You have a propensity
>towards narcotic addiction.
>
> 6. Twisted apart, the inside, and then the cookie.
> You have a highly curious nature. You take pleasure in breaking things
apart
>to find out how they work, though not always able to put them back
together,
>so you destroy all the evidence of your activities.  You deny your
involvement
>when things go wrong. You are a compulsive liar and exhibit deviant, if not
>criminal, behavior.
>
> 7. Twisted apart, the inside, and then toss the cookie.
> You are good at business and take risk that pay off. You take what you
want
>and throw the rest away. You are greedy, selfish, mean, and lack feelings
for
>others. You should be ashamed of yourself. But that's OK, you don't care,
you
>got yours.
>
> 8. Just the cookie, not the inside.
> You enjoy pain.
>
> 9. I just like to lick them, not eat them
> Stay away from small furry animals and seek professional medical help
>immediately.
>
> 10. I don't have a favorite way, I don't like Oreo cookies.
> You probably come from a rich family, and like to wear nice things, and go
to
>upscale restaurants.  You are particular and fussy about  the things you
buy,
>own, and wear. Things have to be just right. You like to be pampered. You
are
>a primadonna. There's just no pleasing you.
>