[MOL] Re: (Fwd) [Fwd: FW: hymns] JOKE [01299] Medicine On Line


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[MOL] Re: (Fwd) [Fwd: FW: hymns] JOKE




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>> One Sunday a pastor told the congregation that the church needed some
>> extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a
>little
>> extra in the offering plate.  He said that whoever gave the most would
>> be able to pick out three hymns. After the offering plates were passed,
>> the pastor glanced down and noticed that someone had placed a $1,000
>> bill in offering. He was so excited that he immediately shared his joy
>> with his congregation and said he'd like to personally thank the person
>> who placed the money in the plate. A very quiet, elderly, saintly lady
>> all the way in the back shyly raised her hand. The pastor asked her to
>> come to the front.  Slowly she made her way to the pastor.  He told her
>> how wonderful it was that she gave so much and in thanksgiving asked
>her
>> to pick out three hymns. Her eyes brightened as she looked over the
>> congregation, pointed to the three handsomest men in the building and
>> said, "I'll take him and him and him.
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