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[MOL] This joke is so good (sorry guy's)



 >   >
> >   >>  Man's Sex Life
> >   >>
> >   >>Seems that when the Lord was creating the world, He called man
> > over
> >   >>and bestowed upon him twenty years of normal sex life. Man was
> >   >>absolutely horrified...
> >   >>
> >   >>"Only twenty years of normal sex life?" Yet, the Lord was adamant
> > and
> >   >>insisted that Man could have no more than twenty years of normal
> > sex
> >   >>life.
> >   >>
> >   >>Then, the Lord called the monkey and gave him twenty years. "But,
> > I
> >   >>don't need twenty years, "protested the monkey. "Ten years is
> > plenty
> >   >>for me."
> >   >>
> >   >>Man spoke up eagerly, "Can I have the other ten years?" The monkey
> >   >>graciously agreed.
> >   >>
> >   >>Then, the Lord called the lion and gave him twenty years. The
> > lion,
> >   >>like the monkey, only wanted ten years.
> >   >>
> >   >>Again, man spoke up, "can I have the other ten years?" The lion
> >   >>graciously agreed.
> >   >>
> >   >>Then, along came a donkey and he too was given twenty years. But,
> >   >>like the others, ten years was more than sufficient. Once again,
> >   >>man pleaded, "can I have the other ten years?"
> >   >>
> >   >>And so, it all makes perfect sense now... Man has twenty years of
> >   >>normal sex life, ten years of monkeying around, ten years of lion

> >   >>about it and ten years of making an ass of himself.
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