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In a message dated 2/5/99 3:58:55 PM Eastern Standard Time, jgensiak@yahoo.com
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> And God created woman, and she had 3 breasts.
>  He then asked the woman, "Is there anything you'd like to have changed?"
>  She replied,  "Yes, could you get rid of this middle breast?" And so it wa=
>  s
>  done, and it was good.  Then the woman exclaimed as she was holding that
>  third breast in her hand, "What can be done with this useless boob?"  And
>  God created man.
>  


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Hey Chris,

Skip past the breast part and read the joke at the end.

Oh, I have stevie's e-mail address but I wasn't sure if he is on aol too. Let
me know please.

XOXO,
j.j.

note: forwarded msg attached.


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=09Female Breast Types

     (o)(o)          perfect breasts

   ( + )( + )       fake silicone breasts

     (*)(*)           high nipple breasts

    (@)(@)        big nipple breasts

       oo             a-cups

  { O }{ O }      d-cups

      (oYo)          wonder bra breasts

    ( ^ )( ^ )        cold breasts

     (o)(O)         lopsided breasts

     (Q)(O)         pierced breasts

      (p)(p)         hanging tassels breasts

      \o/\o/          Grandma's breasts

  (  -  )(  -  )    flat against the shower door breasts

=09       |o||o|          android breasts

=09($)($)         Jenny McCarthy's breasts

 *******************************************************************

And God created woman, and she had 3 breasts.
He then asked the woman, "Is there anything you'd like to have changed?"
She replied,  "Yes, could you get rid of this middle breast?" And so it wa=
s
done, and it was good.  Then the woman exclaimed as she was holding that
third breast in her hand, "What can be done with this useless boob?"  And
God created man.


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