Re: [MOL] [Fwd: Island Life] [00029] Medicine On Line


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Dear Liz,

Just great, rofl. Thank you and thank your Brother.

God Bless
marty

Elizabeth Patterson wrote:
> 
> Hi All.
> I just received this from my brother. Thought you might get a chuckle out
> of it.
> Liz
> 
> >Subject: Social mores
> >
> >
> >>> : There are beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere where the
> >>> : following people are stranded:
> >>> :
> >>> : *     2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
> >>> : *     2 French men and 1 French woman
> >>> : *     2 German men and 1 German woman
> >>> : *     2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
> >>> : *     2 English men and 1 English woman
> >>> : *     2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
> >>> : *     2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman
> >>> : *     2 American men and 1 American woman
> >>> : *     2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
> >>> :
> >>> : One month later on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in the
> >>> middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:
> >>> :
> >>> : *     One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian
> >>> woman.
> >>> : *     The two French men and the French woman are living happily
> >>> together in
> >>> a menage a trois.
> >>> : *     The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they
> >>> alternate
> >>> with the German woman.
> >>> : *     The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman
> >>> is
> >>> : cleaning and cooking for them.
> >>> : *     The 2 English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to
> >the
> >>> English
> >>> : woman.
> >>> : *     The Bulgarian men took a long look at the endless ocean and one
> >>> look at
> >>> : the Bulgarian woman and they started swimming.
> >>> : *     The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide,
> >>> while
> >>> the American woman keeps on bitching about her body being her own,the
> >true
> >>> : nature of feminism, how she can do everything that they can do,about
> >the
> >>> : necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how
> >>> her
> >>> : last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her much nicer and how
> >>> her relationship with her mother is improving. But at least the taxes are
> >>> low
> >>> : and it is not raining.
> >>> : *     The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are waiting for
> >>> instructions.
> >>> : *     The Irish began by dividing the island into North and South and
> >by
> >>> setting up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture
> >>> because it
> >>> : gets sort of foggy after the first few liters of coconut whiskey, but
> >>> they
> >>> : are satisfied in the knowledge that at least the English are not
> >getting
> >>> any either.
> >>> :
> >>>
> >>
> >
> 
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