~~~ MURPHY'S LAWS OF COMPUTING! ~~~
~ For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.
~ To err is human... to blame your computer for your mistakes is
even more human; in fact it is downright natural.
~ He who laughs last probably made a back-up.
~ If at first you don't succeed, blame your computer.
~ A complex system that does not work is invariably found to have
evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.
~ The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions.
~ A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but
rarely what you want it to do.
~ When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant
it to happen.
~ When you get to the point where you really understand your
computer, it's probably obsolete.
~ The first place to look for information is in the section of
the manual where you least expect to find it.
~ When the going gets tough, upgrade.
~ When you need to send an email quick, that's when the modem
won't connect!
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