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Hi All.
I just received this from my brother. Thought you might get a chuckle out
of it.
Liz

>Subject: Social mores
>
>
>>> : There are beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere where the
>>> : following people are stranded:
>>> :
>>> : *     2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
>>> : *     2 French men and 1 French woman
>>> : *     2 German men and 1 German woman
>>> : *     2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
>>> : *     2 English men and 1 English woman
>>> : *     2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
>>> : *     2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman
>>> : *     2 American men and 1 American woman
>>> : *     2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
>>> :
>>> : One month later on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in the
>>> middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:
>>> :
>>> : *     One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian
>>> woman.
>>> : *     The two French men and the French woman are living happily
>>> together in
>>> a menage a trois.
>>> : *     The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they
>>> alternate
>>> with the German woman.
>>> : *     The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman
>>> is
>>> : cleaning and cooking for them.
>>> : *     The 2 English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to
>the
>>> English
>>> : woman.
>>> : *     The Bulgarian men took a long look at the endless ocean and one
>>> look at
>>> : the Bulgarian woman and they started swimming.
>>> : *     The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide,
>>> while
>>> the American woman keeps on bitching about her body being her own,the
>true
>>> : nature of feminism, how she can do everything that they can do,about
>the
>>> : necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how
>>> her
>>> : last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her much nicer and how
>>> her relationship with her mother is improving. But at least the taxes are
>>> low
>>> : and it is not raining.
>>> : *     The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are waiting for
>>> instructions.
>>> : *     The Irish began by dividing the island into North and South and
>by
>>> setting up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture
>>> because it
>>> : gets sort of foggy after the first few liters of coconut whiskey, but
>>> they
>>> : are satisfied in the knowledge that at least the English are not
>getting
>>> any either.
>>> :
>>>
>>
>


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