Re: [MOL] Another Not So Rare Joke From Me [03343] Medicine On Line


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Re: [MOL] Another Not So Rare Joke From Me



Dear Marty:  It was cute and funny, but Norman thinks "Ruth" would have been
a perfectly acceptable answer had he enunciated more clearly!!!  Love, Kathy
-----Original Message-----
From: Martin Auslander <fitecancer@earthlink.net>
To: Medical On Line Forum <mol-cancer@lists.meds.com>
Date: Saturday, January 30, 1999 9:10 AM
Subject: [MOL] Another Not So Rare Joke From Me


>Good morning all,
>
>Being a sports buff and an animal lover, I thought the following joke
>was cute and funny. HOpe you enjoy as well.
>
>God Bless
>marty
>
>
>A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the dog on the bar
>and announces that the dog can talk and that he has $100 he's willing to
>bet anyone who says he can't. The bartender quickly takes the bet and
>the owner looks at the dog and asks, "What's the thing on top of this
>building which keeps the rain from coming inside?"
>
>The dog answers "ROOF." The bartender says, "Who are you kidding? I'm
>not paying."
>
>The dogs owner says, "How about double or nothing and I'll ask him
>something else." The bartender agrees and the owner turns to the dog and
>asks, "Who was the greatest ballplayer of all time?"
>
>The dog answers with a muffled "RUTH." With that the bartender picks
>them both up and throws them out the door. As they bounce on the
>sidewalk the dog looks at his owner and says, "DiMaggio?"
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