[MOL] Common Sense(?) [03302] Medicine On Line


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[MOL] Common Sense(?)



Sorry about the "bad" word!  Just forwarding!
 
Jon's working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw,
and
> accidentally shears off all ten of his fingers. He goes to the
emergency
> room.
>   
> The doctor says, "Yuck! Well, give me the fingers, and I'll see what I
can
> do."
>   
> Jon says, "I haven't got the fingers."
>   
> The doctor says, "What do you mean, you haven't got the fingers? It's
> 1999.
> We've got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could
> have
> put them back on and made you like new. Why didn't you bring the
fingers?"
>   
> Jon says, "Well, shit, Doc, I couldn't pick 'em up."