Jon's working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz
saw, and > accidentally shears off all ten of his fingers. He goes to
the emergency > room. > > The doctor
says, "Yuck! Well, give me the fingers, and I'll see what I can >
do." > > Jon says, "I haven't got the
fingers." > > The doctor says, "What do
you mean, you haven't got the fingers? It's > 1999. > We've got
microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could >
have > put them back on and made you like new. Why didn't you bring
the fingers?" > > Jon says, "Well,
shit, Doc, I couldn't pick 'em up."
