[MOL] Humor [03301] Medicine On Line


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>>A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a
>>very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across
>>the street.
>>However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high
>>for him to reach.
>>After watching the boys efforts for some time, the priest
>>moves closer to the boy's position.
>>He steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the
>>little fellow and, placing his hand kindly on the child's
>>shoulder leans over and gives the doorbell a sold ring.
>>Crouching down to the child's level, the priest smiles
>>benevolently and asks, "And now what, my little man?"
>>To which the boy replies, "Now we run!"
>>
>>Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual cup of morning coffee
>>listening to the weather report coming over the radio. "There will be 3
>>to 5 inches of snow today and a snow emergency has been declared. You
>>must park your cars on the odd numbered side of the streets." Ole got
>>up from his coffee and replies "Jeez, okay."
>>Two days later, again they both are sitting down with their cups of
>>morning coffee and the weather forecast is, "There will be 2 to 4 inches
>>of snow today and a snow emergency has been declared. You must park
>>your cars on the even numbered side of the streets." Ole got up from
>>his coffee and replies, "Jeez, okay."
>>Three days later, again they both are sitting down with their cups of
>>coffee and the weather forecast is, "There will be 6 to 8 inches of snow
>>today and a snow emergency has been declared. You must park your cars
>>on the..." and then the power went out and Ole didn't get the rest of
>>the instructions. He says to Lena, "Jeez, what am I going to do now,
>>Lena?"
>>Lena replies, "Aw, Ole, yust leave the car in the garage."
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