> >>A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices
a >>very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across
>>the street. >>However, the boy is very small and the
doorbell is too high >>for him to reach. >>After watching
the boys efforts for some time, the priest >>moves closer to the boy's
position. >>He steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the
>>little fellow and, placing his hand kindly on the child's
>>shoulder leans over and gives the doorbell a sold ring.
>>Crouching down to the child's level, the priest smiles
>>benevolently and asks, "And now what, my little man?"
>>To which the boy replies, "Now we
run!" >> >>Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual
cup of morning coffee >>listening to the weather report coming over
the radio. "There will be 3 >>to 5 inches of snow today and a
snow emergency has been declared. You >>must park your cars on the odd
numbered side of the streets." Ole got >>up from his coffee and
replies "Jeez, okay." >>Two days later, again they both are
sitting down with their cups of >>morning coffee and the weather
forecast is, "There will be 2 to 4 inches >>of snow today and a
snow emergency has been declared. You must park >>your cars on the
even numbered side of the streets." Ole got up from >>his coffee
and replies, "Jeez, okay." >>Three days later, again they
both are sitting down with their cups of >>coffee and the weather
forecast is, "There will be 6 to 8 inches of snow >>today and a
snow emergency has been declared. You must park your cars >>on
the..." and then the power went out and Ole didn't get the rest of
>>the instructions. He says to Lena, "Jeez, what am I going to do
now, >>Lena?" >>Lena replies, "Aw, Ole, yust leave
the car in the garage." >>
