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Lil,



Just great...just great.



God Bless

marty



lillian jennings wrote:

> 

> >

> >

> >Everyone has a photographic memory.  Some just don't have film.

> >> >>>>>> Save the whales.  Collect the whole set.

> >> >>>>>> A day without sunshine is like, night.

> >> >>>>>> On the other hand, you have different fingers.

> >> >>>>>> I just got lost in thought.  It was unfamiliar territory.

> >> >>>>>> When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

> >> >>>>>> Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

> >> >>>>>> I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

> >> >>>>>> You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be

> >> misquoted, then used against you.

> >> >>>>>> I wonder how much deeper would the ocean be without sponges.

> >> >>>>>> Honk if you love peace and quiet.

> >> >>>>>> Pardon my driving; I'm reloading.

> >> >>>>>> Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so

> >> popular?

> >> >>>>>> Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.

> >> >>>>>> Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

> >> >>>>>> He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

> >> >>>>>> It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one

> >trifling

> >> >>>>>> exception, is composed of others.

> >> >>>>>> Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm

> >> >>>>>> Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

> >> >>>>>> Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

> >> >>>>>> I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week

> >> >>>>>> I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met

> >> >>>>>> I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol

> >> >>>>>> I intend to live forever - so far, so good

> >> >>>>>> I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy

> >> >>>>>> If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

> >> >>>>>> Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States

> >> >>>>>> Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of

> >> >>>>>> Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have

> >> >>>>>> The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.

> >> >>>>>> When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane,

> >> >>>>>> If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you

> >> tried.

> >> >>>>>> A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

> >> >>>>>> Experience is something you don't get until just after you need

> >> it.

> >> >>>>>> For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

> >> >>>>>> He who hesitates is probably right.

> >> >>>>>> Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.

> >> >>>>>> No one is listening until you make a mistake.

> >> >>>>>> Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.

> >> >>>>>> The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required on

> >> it.

> >> >>>>>> The hardness of the butter is directly proportional to the

> >> softness

> >> of the bread.

> >> >>>>>> The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the

> >ability

> >> to

> >> reach it.

> >> >>>>>> To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many

> >> is

> >> >>>>>> research.

> >> >>>>>> To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your

> >> >>>>>> principles.

> >> >>>>>> Two wrongs are only the beginning.

> >> >>>>>> You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

> >> >>>>>> The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

> >> >>>>>> Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

> >> >>>>>> The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch

> >up.

> >> >>>>>> A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

> >> >>>>>> If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never

> >> tried

> >> >>>>>> before.

> >> >>>>>> Change is inevitable....except from vending machines.

> >> >>>>>> A fool and his money are soon partying.

> >> >>>>>> Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

> >> >>>>>> Always try to be modest. And be proud of it!

> >> >>>>>> If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of

> >> payments.

> >> >>>>>> How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hands....

> >> >>>>>> Get a new car for your spouse-it'll be a great trade!

> >> >>>>>> Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.

> >> >>>>>> I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

> >> >>>>>> Everybody repeat after me....."We are all individuals."

> >> >>>>>> Death to all fanatics!

> >> >>>>>> Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

> >> >>>>>> Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned.

> >> >>>>>> Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

> >> >>>>>> Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

> >> >>>>>> Borrow money from pessimists-they don't expect it back.

> >> >>>>>> Half the people you know are below average

> >> >>>>>> 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

> >> >>>>>> 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

> >> >>>>>> A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so

> >good.

> >> >>>>>> If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't

> >for

> >> you.

> >

> >

> >
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