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gosh, heres another funny. Everyone must be in a good mood today.
LOL
Judy

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-----Original Message-----
Jesus and Satan have an argument as to who is the better computer
programmer.
This goes on for a few hours until they agree to hold a contest with God
as
the judge.
They set themselves before their computers and begin. They type
furiously for
several hours, lines of code streaming up the screen. Seconds before the
end
of the competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the
electricity.
Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest
is
over.
He asks Satan to show what he has come up with. Satan is visibly upset,
and
cries, "I have nothing! I lost it all when the power went out." "Very
well,
then," says God, "let us see if Jesus fared any better." Jesus enters a
command, and the screen comes to life in vivid display, the voices of an

angelic choir pour forth from the speakers. Satan is astonished. He
stutters,
"But how? I lost everything, yet Jesus' program is intact! How did he do
it?"


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God looked at Satan and smiled. "Jesus saves."





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