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found another funny.

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Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days 
you're the statue. 
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. 
Tomorrow isn't looking good either. 
On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key. 
Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car. 
Good news is just life's way of keeping you off balance. 
Stupidity got us into this mess-why can't it get us out? 
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should 
both be changed regularly and for the same reason. 
People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them 
that Benjamin Franklin said it first. 
I don't mind going nowhere as long as it's an interesting path. 
Indecision is the key to flexibility. 
In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
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