> 1) Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes.
> >>> >>That way, when you criticize him, you are a mile away from him and you
have his shoes.
> 2) A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a
train stops. On my desk I have a workstation....
> 3) I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
> 4) If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up
with, "Quit while you're ahead?"
> 5) Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
> 6) What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
> 7) I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands
on beer cans.
> 8) I have found at my age, going braless pulls all the wrinkles out
of my face.
> 9) I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot
more as they get older. Then it dawned on me-they were cramming for their
> 10) Employment application blanks always ask who is to be
> >>> >>notified in case of emergency. I think you should write "A very good