[MOL] Fwd: JOKE [02973] Medicine On Line

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>>Must have been a blonde!!
>>  A depressed young woman was so desperate that she decided to end
>>her life by throwing herself into the ocean. When she went down to the
>>docks, a handsome young sailor noticed her tears, took pity on her, 
>>said, "Look, you've got a lot to live for. I'm off to Europe in the
>>morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take 
>>care of you and bring you food every day."
>>     Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added,
>>"I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy."
>>     The girl nodded 'yes.' After all, what did she have to lose? That
>>night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a life-boat. From
>>then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of
>>fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn.
>>     Three weeks later, during a routine search, she was discovered by
>>the captain.
>>     "What are you doing here?" the Captain asked.
>>     "I have an arrangement with  one of the sailors," she explained.
>>"He's taking me to Europe, and he's screwing me."
>>     "He sure is, lady... This is the Staten Island Ferry
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