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*grin*
Love Mam
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From: lillian jennings <firefly@islc.net>
To: mol-cancer@lists.meds.com <mol-cancer@lists.meds.com>
Date: Thursday, 28 January 1999 5:31
Subject: [MOL] Re: On the lighter side!


>>
>>
>>Everyone has a photographic memory.  Some just don't have film.
>>> >>>>>> Save the whales.  Collect the whole set.
>>> >>>>>> A day without sunshine is like, night.
>>> >>>>>> On the other hand, you have different fingers.
>>> >>>>>> I just got lost in thought.  It was unfamiliar territory.
>>> >>>>>> When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
>>> >>>>>> Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
>>> >>>>>> I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
>>> >>>>>> You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be
>>> misquoted, then used against you.
>>> >>>>>> I wonder how much deeper would the ocean be without sponges.
>>> >>>>>> Honk if you love peace and quiet.
>>> >>>>>> Pardon my driving; I'm reloading.
>>> >>>>>> Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so
>>> popular?
>>> >>>>>> Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
>>> >>>>>> Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
>>> >>>>>> He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
>>> >>>>>> It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one
>>trifling
>>> >>>>>> exception, is composed of others.
>>> >>>>>> Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
>>> >>>>>> Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
>>> >>>>>> Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
>>> >>>>>> I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week
>>> >>>>>> I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met
>>> >>>>>> I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol
>>> >>>>>> I intend to live forever - so far, so good
>>> >>>>>> I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy
>>> >>>>>> If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
>>> >>>>>> Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States
>>> >>>>>> Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of
>>> >>>>>> Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have
>>> >>>>>> The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
>>> >>>>>> When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane,
>>> >>>>>> If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you
>>> tried.
>>> >>>>>> A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
>>> >>>>>> Experience is something you don't get until just after you need
>>> it.
>>> >>>>>> For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
>>> >>>>>> He who hesitates is probably right.
>>> >>>>>> Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
>>> >>>>>> No one is listening until you make a mistake.
>>> >>>>>> Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
>>> >>>>>> The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required on
>>> it.
>>> >>>>>> The hardness of the butter is directly proportional to the
>>> softness
>>> of the bread.
>>> >>>>>> The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the
>>ability
>>> to
>>> reach it.
>>> >>>>>> To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many
>>> is
>>> >>>>>> research.
>>> >>>>>> To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your
>>> >>>>>> principles.
>>> >>>>>> Two wrongs are only the beginning.
>>> >>>>>> You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
>>> >>>>>> The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
>>> >>>>>> Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
>>> >>>>>> The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch
>>up.
>>> >>>>>> A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
>>> >>>>>> If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never
>>> tried
>>> >>>>>> before.
>>> >>>>>> Change is inevitable....except from vending machines.
>>> >>>>>> A fool and his money are soon partying.
>>> >>>>>> Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
>>> >>>>>> Always try to be modest. And be proud of it!
>>> >>>>>> If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of
>>> payments.
>>> >>>>>> How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hands....
>>> >>>>>> Get a new car for your spouse-it'll be a great trade!
>>> >>>>>> Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.
>>> >>>>>> I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
>>> >>>>>> Everybody repeat after me....."We are all individuals."
>>> >>>>>> Death to all fanatics!
>>> >>>>>> Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
>>> >>>>>> Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned.
>>> >>>>>> Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
>>> >>>>>> Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
>>> >>>>>> Borrow money from pessimists-they don't expect it back.
>>> >>>>>> Half the people you know are below average
>>> >>>>>> 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
>>> >>>>>> 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
>>> >>>>>> A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so
>>good.
>>> >>>>>> If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't
>>for
>>> you.
>>
>>
>>
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