Re: [MOL] A Mother's Wisdom [02952] Medicine On Line

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Re: [MOL] A Mother's Wisdom

Thats me! ROTFLMAO
Mam :)
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From: deerfork <>
To: deerforks ranch middleton <>; Cheryl Hirst - <CHirst1121@AOL.COM>; Terry Wills <>; Paul A. Hogan <>; Lauri Hogan <>; <>
Date: Wednesday, 27 January 1999 16:12
Subject: [MOL] A Mother's Wisdom

John invited his mother over for dinner.  During the meal, his mother
>> noticed how beautiful John's roommate Julie was.  She had long been
>> suspicious of the relationship between John and his 'roommate' and this
>> only made her more curious.
>> Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
>> started wondering if there was more between John and the 'roommate' than
>> met the eye.  Reading his Mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what
>> you must be thinking, but I assure you, Julie and I are just
>> 'roommates'.
>> About a week later, Julie came to John and said, "Ever since your mother
>> came to dinner, I can't find the beautiful silver serving spoon that she
>> was admiring.  You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
>> John said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be
>> sure."
>> So he sat down and wrote,
>> "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take the silver serving spoon
>> from my house and I'm not saying you "did not" take the spoon.  But the
>> fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for
>> dinner."
>> Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which read,
>> "Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Julie, and I'm not
>> saying that you 'do not' sleep with Julie.  But the fact remains that if
>> she were sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the silver spoon
>> by now.
>>      Love, Mom."