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- Subject: Fw: Some funny ads for you.
- From: "connie nowak" <beretta@intelliworks.net>
- Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1999 22:38:40 -0500
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> Subject: Some funny ads for you.
> Date: Tuesday, January 26, 1999 5:55 PM
>
>
> ***ACTUAL NEWSPAPER ADS***
>
> 1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850/offer
>
> AMANA WASHER $100. OWNED BY CLEAN BACHELOR WHO SELDOM WASHED.
>
> SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE...ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.
>
> FREE PUPPIES...PART GERMAN SHEPHERD PART DOG
>
> 2 WIRE MESH BUTCHERING GLOVES, 1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, PAIR: $15
>
> TICKLE ME ELMO, STILL IN BOX, COMES WITH IT'S OWN 1988 MUSTANG, 5L,
> AUTO, EXCELLENT CONDITION $6800
>
> COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED... ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.
>
> '83 TOYOTA HUNCHBACK -- $2000
>
> FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 COCKER SPANIEL - 1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR DOG
>
> FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. UNPLEASANT LITTLE DOG.
>
> GERMAN SHEPHERD. 85 lb.. NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.
>
> FOR SALE: LEE MAJORS (6 MILLION DOLLAR MAN) - $50
>
> NORDIC TRACK $300 - HARDLY USED - CALL CHUBBIE
>
> BILL'S SEPTIC CLEANING - "WE HAUL AMERICAN MADE PRODUCTS"
>
> SHAKESPEARE'S PIZZA - FREE CHOPSTICKS
>
> FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG...LOOKS LIKE A RAT...BEEN OUT AWHILE... BETTER
> BE REWARD.
>
> HARRISBURG POSTAL EMPLOYEES GUN CLUB
>
> GEORGIA PEACHES - CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents LB.
>
> NICE PARACHUTE - NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE -SLIGHTLY STAINED
>
> FREE: FARM KITTENS. READY TO EAT.
>
> AMERICAN FLAG - 60 STARS - POLE INCLUDED - $100
>
> TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR? WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND
> FLEXIBLE HOURS. STARTING PAY: $7 - $9 PER HOUR.
>
> NOTICE: TO PERSON OR PERSONS WHO TOOK THE LARGE PUMPKIN ON HIGHWAY 87
> NEAR SOUTHRIDGE STORAGE. PLEASE RETURN THE PUMPKIN AND BE CHECKED.
> PUMPKIN MAY BE RADIOACTIVE. ALL OTHER PLANTS IN VICINITY ARE DEAD.
>
> EXERCISE EQUIPMENT QUEEN SIZE MATTRESS & BOX SPRING - $175.
>
> OUR SOFA SEATS THE WHOLE MOB - AND IT'S MADE OF 100% ITALIAN LEATHER.
>
> JOINING NUDIST COLONY, MUST SELL WASHER & DRYER - $300.
>
> ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER
>
> GAS CLOUD CLEARS OUT TACO BELL.
>
> FULLY COOKED BONELESS SMOKED MAN - $2.09 LB.
>
> Passed on by Ron Coder
