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[MOL] PMS joke



Now here's something I may want to post!! LOL! Have a great day,
friends...love, Joicy


>>HOW A MAN CAN TELL IF A WOMAN HAS PMS
>>>>
>>>>     She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns
>>>>     and Ammo.
>>>>
>>>>     She considers chocolate a major FDA food group.
>>>>
>>>>     She puts on one of those pads with "wings," then flies off
>>>>the roof laughing hysterically while riding a broom.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>     She's developed a new talent for spinning her head around in
>>>>360 degree circles.
>>>>
>>>>     She retains more water than Lake Superior.
>>>>
>>>>     She denies she's in a bad mood as she pops a clip into her
>>>>semiautomatic and "chambers one."
>>>>
>>>>     She buys you a new T-shirt-----with a bulls-eye on
>>>>     the front.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>     You ask her to please pass the salt at the dinner table and
>>>>she says,"All I ever do is give, give, give! AM I
>>>>     SUPPOSED TO DO EVERYTHING?"
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>     She enrolls in the Lizzie Borden School of Charm.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>     She orders 3 Big Macs, 4 large fries, a bucket of Chicken
>>>>McNuggets, and then mauls the manager because
>>>>     they're out of Diet Coke.
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