Shhh! Lil don't read this, It's not raunchy enough
for you! lol
Love Mam
> > > > > >Lord, I have a
problem!" > > > >
>------------------------------------ > > > > >
"What's the problem, Eve?" > > >
> > > > > > > "Lord, I know
you've created me and have provided this > > beautiful > >
> > > garden and all of these wonderful
animals, and that > > hilarious > > > > >
comedy snake, but I'm just not happy." > >
> > > > > > > > "Why is
that, Eve?" came the reply from above. > > > > > >
> > > > "Lord, I am lonely. And
I'm sick to death of apples." > > > > > > > >
> > "Well, Eve, in that case, I have a
solution. I shall create > > a > > man > > >
> > for you." > > > >
> > > > > > "What's a 'man,'
Lord?" > > > > > > > > > >
"This man will be a flawed creature, with
aggressive > > tendencies, > > > > >
an enormous ego and an inability to
empathize or listen to > > you > > > > >
properly. All in all, he'll give you a hard
time. But, > > he'll > > be > > > > >
bigger & faster & more
muscular than you. He'll be really > > > > >
good at fighting and kicking a ball about
& hunting fleet- > > footed > > > > >
ruminants, & not altogether bad in the
sack." > > > > > > > > > >
"Sounds great," says Eve, with an ironically
raised eyebrow. > > > > > > > > > >
"Yeah, well. He's better than a poke in the
eye with a > > burnt > > > > >
stick. But, you can have him on one
condition." > > > > > > > > > >
"What's that, Lord?" > > > >
> > > > > > "You'll have to
let him believe that I made him first." > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > >
