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Re: [MOL] You may be a red-neck if you think



I'm not from the south, but do know something about some of the rest of the
stuff--It was OK by me!

Regards,

Martha

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> From: GW0123@AOL.COM
> To: mol-cancer@lists.meds.com
> Subject: [MOL] You may be a red-neck if you think
> Date: Thursday, January 21, 1999 5:04 AM
> 
> 
> 
> Dave sent this joke to me hope that it does offend anyone. I thought that
some
> of the redneck meaning were pretty cute.
> 
> 
>          You may be a redneck if you think
> 
>    Benign......................What you be after you be eight.
>    Artery.......................The study of paintings.
>    Bacteria....................Back door to cafeteria.
>    Barium......................What doctors do when patients die.
>    Cesarean Section.......A neighborhood in Rome.
>    Catscan.....................Searching for kitty.
>    Cauterize....................Made eye contact with her.
>    Colic...........................A sheep dog.
>    Coma..........................A punctuation mark.
>    D&C............................Where Washington is.
>    Dilate...........................To live long.
>    Enema..........................Not a Friend.
>    Fester...........................Quicker than someone else.
>    Fibula............................A small lie.
>    Gential...........................Non-Jewish person.
>    G.I.Series.......................World Series of Military Baseball.
>    Hangnail.........................What you hang your coat on.
>    Impotent..........................Distinguished, well-known.
>    Labor Pain.......................Getting hurt at work.
>    Medical Staff....................A Doctor's cane.
>    Morbid.............................A higher offer than I bid.
>    Nitrates............................Cheaper than day rates.
>    Node................................I knew it.
>    Outpatient.........................A person who has fainted.
>    Pap Smear........................A fatherhood test.
>    Pelvis................................Second cousin to Elvis.
>    Post Operative...................A letter carrier.
>    Recovery Room..................Place to do upholstery.
>    Rectum..............................Damn near killed him.
>    Secretion............................Hiding something.
>    Seizure...............................Roman emperor.
>    Tablet.................................A small table.
>    Terminal illness...................Getting sick at the airport.
>    Tumor.................................More than one.
>    Urine...................................Opposite of you're out.
>    Varicose..............................Near by/close by.
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