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Date: Saturday, January 09, 1999 9:16 PM
Subject: VIRUS ALERT!! Be VERY careful!! Read ALL of this Email!


>Beware!!!
>
>If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes," delete it immediately. Do
>not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty.
>
>It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also
>delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It
>demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards.
>
>It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR
>and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to
>play.
>
>It will re-calibrate your refrigerator's coolness settings so all your
>ice cream melts and your milk curdles.
>
>It will program your phone autodial to call only your mother-in-law's
>number.
>
>It will drink all your beer.
>
>It will leave dirty socks on the coffee table when you are expecting
>company.
>
>It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all
>while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing
>their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card.
>
>It will give you Dutch Elm Disease and Tinea.
>
>It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active verbs to
>passive tense and incorporating undetectable misspellings which grossly
>change the interpretations of key sentences.
>
>If the "Badtimes" message is opened in a Windows95 environment, it will
>leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in
>dangerously close to a full bathtub.
>
>It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and
>pillows, but it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.
>
>It will replace all your luncheon meat with Spam.
>
>It will molecularly rearrange your cologne or perfume, causing it to
>smell like dill pickles.
>
>It is insidious and subtle. It is dangerous and terrifying to behold. It
>is also a rather interesting shade of mauve.
>
>A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from
>rolling over and going back to sleep.
>
>(Pass this warning to everybody in your global address list several
>times an  hour until you're sure everyone has seen it.)
>
>
>Thanks,
>
>Vic

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Beware!!! 

If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes," delete it immediately.
Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty.

It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will 
also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It 
demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. 

It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your
VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to 
play.

It will re-calibrate your refrigerator's coolness settings so all
your ice cream melts and your milk curdles. 

It will program your phone autodial to call only your mother-in-law's 
number. 

It will drink all your beer. 

It will leave dirty socks on the coffee table when you are expecting 
company. 

It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine,
all while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing 
their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card.

It will give you Dutch Elm Disease and Tinea. 

It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active verbs to 
passive tense and incorporating undetectable misspellings which
grossly change the interpretations of key sentences. 

If the "Badtimes" message is opened in a Windows95 environment, it
will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in 
dangerously close to a full bathtub. 

It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and 
pillows, but it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk. 

It will replace all your luncheon meat with Spam. 

It will molecularly rearrange your cologne or perfume, causing it to 
smell like dill pickles. 

It is insidious and subtle. It is dangerous and terrifying to behold. 
It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve.

A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock 
will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep.

(Pass this warning to everybody in your global address list several times an 
hour until you're sure everyone has seen it.)
Thanks,

Stephen K. Yoder

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